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the clam whisperer

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Being a truck driver saved me

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Shrip calling

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Butt snorkeler

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Dont be a dummy

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Alfred

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Most likely to become hoeless

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Born to shit

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Autism powered

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Live ugly eat trash

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I'm no weather man

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Every once in a while someone autistic shows up here I am

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Moist at least one person you know hates this word

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I poop a lot

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Hung like a horse fly

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Never goon

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Practicing safe

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Shrip

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Born to fish forced to f

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Jorkin it off

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jorkin it off Hat